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justicereigns) wrote2009-07-07 08:28 am
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Joy.
I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.
That is all.
That is all.
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...
That actually DOES sound kind of good.
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... you are a weird man, and I like that.
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Hey.
Justice pie sounds good. Shut up.
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I'll make you some to make up for it. <3
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Bet you Lucci wouldn't want Justice pie.
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... You're cute when you're acting like a three year old.
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I am not. I'm just pointing out pigeons are filthy.
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And I wouldn't make pigeon pie, anyway. It would be like eating the ships pigeons.
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It would be gross, yes.
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... I was thinking more along the lines of 'heartless', but that too.
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Hn.
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<3~!
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Tsk.
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<3 <3
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Tch. I was just thinking you were going to call that like Lucci as well but no one should eat pigeon pie. The idea is horrifying.
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It'd be disgusting. Why are we even still talking about it?
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What do you want to talk about?
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ooc: Yes. He likes seagulls. Shush. He feeds them.
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