Smoker (
justicereigns) wrote2013-09-05 02:20 pm
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Rock Stacking at the River / Action & Picture
[Smoker might have gone a bit on a bender. One of those "everything is wrong, let's just drink into oblivion" kinds. Justice isn't what it ought to be, pirates are turning into heroes and even Smoker isn't as good at hunting through people's hearts as he thought. Vergo was adjusting his newspapers and Smoker didn't even catch on. That was why he needed Tashigi, and she wasn't here. So here in Luceti, Smoker couldn't tell enemy from from friend anymore. At least not on a grand scale. Malnosso? Third Party? Too many factions, too many wildcards. He thought he could just ignore those factions and focus on what was directly at hand, but that's becoming less and less of an option. Option? What options?]
[So he's drinking.]
[And you know what Smoker does when he drinks? He stacks rocks.]
[Sure, that sounds benign enough, but that would be a serious underestimation of Smoker's love for going overboard.]

Now this is what you can do with non-defective rocks! [He is just so proud.]
[So he's drinking.]
[And you know what Smoker does when he drinks? He stacks rocks.]
[Sure, that sounds benign enough, but that would be a serious underestimation of Smoker's love for going overboard.]

Now this is what you can do with non-defective rocks! [He is just so proud.]
[Action]
[Smoker just grunts and hands Selphie the corked bottle, an empty one he fills with water and rests against his forehead.]
Fine. But I'm not leaving Justice Rock City yet.
[Action]
Then again, he knows exactly what is bothering Smoker, more or less. So he knows that now more than ever a friendship speech won't help the man who has been forced to question his own judgement regarding the people he trusts in back home.]
Do as you wish, I personally have no intention of leaving Justice Rock City either.
[At least he's not causing more mayhem there?]
[Action]
You're not getting rid of me now.
[But she's curious about something. She pulls the cork out of the bottle and takes a sniff at the contents before smacking it back into place and scrunching her eyes shut in disgust.]
Man, how do you drink this stuff? It stinks!
[Action]
[Just saying.]
[And awwww you two. He loves you. In his tsun-tsun way.]
[Action]
[Ikki approaches to where Selphie is to try and grab the bottle to take a sip, curious to see how "bland" it really is.]
[Action]
One more move and the rum goes to the ground, Ikki. If Smoker's not having any then neither are you.
[Action]
There's a loud sound that is a mix between a popping noise and a crash, as Ikki moves at the speed of sound to tackle Selphie and bring her down. Yes, the bottle probably is going down, he gives no fucks about it.]
[Action]
As for the bottle, it went clean out of Selphie's hands and rolled several feet away.
Such a mean brother.]
[Action]
[Smirking and looking all smug as he pins her down. If she was someone else he could have been worried about her head hitting against the ground, but there weren't any rocks where she landed and he's sure she has gotten worse hits. So he doesn't worry at the moment and neither has plans of moving just yet, the little sister has to learn to not try to threat her older brother, she has better weapons to get him to obey after all.]
[Action]
Hyoga, get Ikki!
[Action]
Argh, go bother Smoker, he's the one who waltzed to drunkland!
[It takes still a couple of minutes for him to convince the animal to just shift targets and run towards Smoker. And Ikki gives his "sister" a glare.]
You're lucky I didn't blow up the animal in pieces. I could have done it.
[Except not because he loves that wolf despite everything. Why else would he still keep it?]
[Action]
[And she should totally have him with that point as she uses her weight to hopefully throw Ikki off balance enough for her to make a quick escape.]
[Action]
[Sorry, were you two fighting? Carry on.]
Quit knocking over Justice Rock City! [Oh. Was he supposed to be the adult here? He doesn't feel like it.]
[Action]
If you don't hurry up and get Ikki offa me, I'm gonna do more than knock it over.
[Action]
[Well played Selphie, well played indeed.]
[Action]
[Action]
She rolls her eyes at their antics before going back to sitting on the rock she was sitting.
Really boys. She feels like your mothers.]