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New bounties will be out soon. That means more paperwork to deal with.

Great.

On the brighter side, I'm sure there'll be a lot of disappointed pirates out there, which warms my shrivelled heart.

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... hahaha! Well at least now I don't have to worry about getting caught since everyone will be looking for a stick figure and a giant black super skull.

... I hope you realise I was being sarcastic. I can never tell with you.

I'm aware.

I bet my poster picture is sexy.~ Ne, taisa?

I'm afraid, Portgas, the poster is far more so than you. And when I say that, I mean that paper and ink look better than you ever will. It's a pity the massive photograph of you ruins it.

Haha~ Nice try at indifference. So what picture did they use?

Same as the last one. We don't send photographers around dangerous pirates more than we need to, and you haven't changed much since the previous poster.

Fair enough.

That's a sexy picture anyway.

'Course most people just recognize the tatts.

Hn.

Hardly.

Or the freckles.

Only you would notice the freckles first and feel compelled by them to arrest me. Everyone else notices the giant tattoos. I think you've been studying my face too much.

Trust me, they weren't the first thing I noticed.

...

Ew Taisa. Ew.

... I was talking about the bright orange. Cretin.

SURE you were. :D You know sometimes I wear red and yellow too.

Idiot.

So you said. Every considered trying something that isn't fire-related?

I used to wear black.

There's I reason I don't want to now.

Blue and green don't look good on me and everything else is boring.

Hm.

You'd look reasonably acceptable in dark colours.

Purple's too gay. I guess I could go navy but it's a little close to black for my tastes right now. I want to burn bright.~

You just want me in marine teal don't you?

As long as you don't burn my eyes out.

Hardly, but I'm glad you admit it's teal and not 'green'.

That might be preferable to some of the mental images I'd give you.~

No. You wear green. OTHER marines wear teal.

Of skull tables?

... you've permanently damaged either your eyes or your brain, and I'm not sure which I'd prefer to believe.

Who says that was me?

Your hair is more teal than your jacket.

Oh, right. We're all pretending to be stupid about that. Of course.

So you're admitting my hair's green?

The artist hasn't come out of hiding. Probably because he or she will get hugged. Which means squeezed to death. Would YOU want to get hugged by Jii-jii?

... no! It's grey. And your jacket is green. VERY green. See, MORE green than your hair.

Actually, he wants to hug Reborn now. I'd warn him, if I were you.

My hair = green. Just admit it.

... Poor Mr. Reborn. :( Well it's not like Jii-jii can find him?? Maybe???

No. It's grey. And your jacket is green. Your hair might be a little blue. MIGHT.