justicereigns | [Voice / Action] Backdated to the 9th (but available for all new feathers)

Attention newcomers and those familiar with Ikki.

He is not allowed anymore booze, don't set him free. [As he says this, Ikki can be heard protesting in the background.]

I have better things to do than be handcuffed like a criminal!

It's for your own good. I'm keeping the key on me, don't even try to get it. You can get out when you aren't going to get drunk again.

Argh! Couldn't you have got the worried samaritan act tomorrow?!

As for any other new feathers, once you've checked in at the Welcome Center and settled in, I'm Smoker, I offer training in the jitte or kickboxing. There's a Draft here every so often so there's no telling when you'll need to be able to fight. Might as well learn while you can. And I'd like to speak to anyone interested in setting up a more permanent justice system for this place. That is all.

[ooc: Ikki's been getting drunk constantly lately (back to back important sad dates for him) so Smoker handcuffed him with seastone in apartment. Action spam is totally welcome. Smoker won't stay in their apartment, and he is keeping the key on him like he said. The cuffs are incredibly strong. But simply trying to let Ikki out to steal the cuffs might be hard unless you're Mr. 3. If your character would want to try to steal the cuffs though, let me know and we can work something out XD]

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For the last time, I'm an adult! I can drink if I want to!

[Snarling. And he thought you were cool, Smoker.]

And you have been. It's an inter... [:| Clearly Smoker does not know the word intervention. Nor give a shit.] Inter-something.

It's for your own good.

Drop the cigars for a whole day and then you can talk to me about what's for my own good and what's not.

[You're even worse than he is.]

My cigars aren't causing problems.

Me drinking doesn't cause problems either!

[In comes Hyoga, trotting happily to sit and stare at them. Them fighting is quite new and interesting, okay? Happens rarely.]

[Ruffles the pup's head.]

Yes, it does. I'm going to be around to rescue you tonight, so it's a problem.

I don't need you to rescue me!

[Glaring at them. Yes, at them. Hyoga you traitor, why aren't you biting Smoker?]

You've been stumbling every last time you've gone out drinking since your birthday.

So what? Just let me fall in a corner somewhere, I'll be fine in the morning.

No. What kind of a friend do you think I am? Stay like this and figure out better ways to deal with things.

I can figure out a better way to deal with things than being handcuffed by my so called friend! I didn't stop you when you went to get drunk!

[Though Smoker did it just one day and Ikki has been doing it every day since his birthday.]

And mine wasn't too smart either. A day or two is one thing Ikki, 4 weeks is over the top.

What's one more day then? You can handcuff me tomorrow, I won't even get close to the bar again, just let me go now!

No. If it's just one more day, then it won't matter if it's today or tomorrow.

I don't care about tomorrow.

[There won't be any reason tomorrow.]

That's why.

That doesn't make sense!!

[Struggling! And Hyoga jumps at him to lick his face. Either that's his way to try to calm Ikki or the animal fails at reading the mood. Probably the first as Ikki stops immediately so the animal doesn't get hurt.]

Don't give me that, you traitor. Why didn't you warn me about Smoker?

[More face licking.]

[Awww Hyoga... so cute.]

It makes sense, you'll just have to puzzle it out. [Goes to get Ikki an easy to use water bottle and some dog treats for Hyoga. Okay, he's a little amused.]

What the hell have I done to you for you to want to do this?

[Really, man, you know tomorrow he won't get drunk even if he can and yet you choose to stop him today of all days.]

Why didn't you do this four days ago? Why today?!

[And he doesn't want water, he wants booze!]

[Lol. No. No booze for Ikki. >:|]

For the same reason you want to get plastered tonight. [Yay a water bottle. :| Also he brought a book of word searches. He thinks he's funny.] When you don't want to, it won't be an issue anymore, will it?

[He's not funny and Ikki's tempted to throw that water bottle at him. But doesn't. Instead he'll start plotting with fire and a certain jacket.]

So you only bother when you know it's bothering me. How nice, didn't know friends spent their time ruining each others days.

[Smoker will not be pretty if his jacket catches fire....]

Yes. It's "fun." Obviously. [Smoker clearly has not mastered the real idea of fun yet.]

[See if Ikki cares, this is seriously personal. Oh, maybe rather than burn it he should paint over it and change the "Marine" to "Pirate".]

Next time, maybe I'll do the same to you and get those cigars out.

[That would be kind of hilarious. Smoker would be pissed and demand lots of help. Vocally.]

Do you really want to see me without my cigars? [Implied: Cigars are the only thing keeping Smoker from a murderous rampage.]

Can't be worse than you handcuffing your friend just to keep him from drinking.

[Implied: He's angry enough he may start get almost suicidal. Though it would take a lot to really kill him, not that many know this. Did he mention that to Smoker sometime? He's not sure and it doesn't matter.]

[Action] Before Smoker leaves

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