[Voice / Action] Backdated to the 9th (but available for all new feathers)

[justicereigns]

Attention newcomers and those familiar with Ikki.

He is not allowed anymore booze, don't set him free. [As he says this, Ikki can be heard protesting in the background.]

I have better things to do than be handcuffed like a criminal!

It's for your own good. I'm keeping the key on me, don't even try to get it. You can get out when you aren't going to get drunk again.

Argh! Couldn't you have got the worried samaritan act tomorrow?!

As for any other new feathers, once you've checked in at the Welcome Center and settled in, I'm Smoker, I offer training in the jitte or kickboxing. There's a Draft here every so often so there's no telling when you'll need to be able to fight. Might as well learn while you can. And I'd like to speak to anyone interested in setting up a more permanent justice system for this place. That is all.

[ooc: Ikki's been getting drunk constantly lately (back to back important sad dates for him) so Smoker handcuffed him with seastone in apartment. Action spam is totally welcome. Smoker won't stay in their apartment, and he is keeping the key on him like he said. The cuffs are incredibly strong. But simply trying to let Ikki out to steal the cuffs might be hard unless you're Mr. 3. If your character would want to try to steal the cuffs though, let me know and we can work something out XD]

Comments

[Action] Before Smoker leaves

[uccellodifuoco]

For the last time, I'm an adult! I can drink if I want to!

[Snarling. And he thought you were cool, Smoker.]

[Action] Before Smoker leaves

[justicereigns]

And you have been. It's an inter... [:| Clearly Smoker does not know the word intervention. Nor give a shit.] Inter-something.

It's for your own good.

[voice]

[betmyarm.livejournal.com]

Wow. No booze at all? [HARSH]

[voice]

[justicereigns]

[Doesn't recognize the voice immediately. He's got good hearing but he's only heard Shanks once... at the end of a giant war battlefield.]

None at all. He's had enough for all of the last month.

[action]

[all7seas]

[Know who else shouldn't be allowed any more booze? This pirate. Unfortunately it is messing with his sense of self-preservation, as are other circumstances in his life at the moment. So when Jack spots Smoker as he rolls along through town, his first instinct is to make a very rude gesture at the large, pirate-hating man.]

'Allo, Smokey! Heard your message before! I like the idea of it: permanent justice. Sounds lovely! How's that horrid tapeworm of yours, eh?

[action]

[justicereigns]

[Whrrrryy.... Smoker's just twitching and resisting the urge to try to pummel Jack into the dirt.]

Not what I meant. Go to hell Sparrow.

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

You got captured by SMOKEY?!

[And he is just laughing so hard right now.]

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

It was a surprise attack and a betrayal.

[Not even Hyoga warned him of Smoker's intentions and because Smoker isn't evil he didn't pick it up.]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Says the idiot who got captured by Buggy the Clown and Crocodile.

You're not one to talk moron.

[Voice]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

SELPHIE!! GET HERE AND HELP ME!

[And don't thank him!!]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Sorry it had to get this extreme.

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

...This is how you're keeping yourself busy, Smoker?

[Written]

[justicereigns]

He's my best friend. I had to do something.

[Voice]

[imperial-uncle.livejournal.com]

Someone who drinks a lot? Sounds kind of familiar.

I assume that means there is no justice system in this place yet?

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

I don't drink a lot, he's just exaggerating.

[Except he has drank a lot for the past four weeks.]

And no, there's no official justice system here. Mostly runs by what one would call common sense.

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

He doesn't normally, it's just this time of year.

There isn't at the moment. It's just common sense, which is fine, but it gets confusing and I don't think anyone here actually comes from a world or time where people haven't evolved to the point of making a clearer system yet.

( voice; )

[undoing.livejournal.com]

I'm interested. What did you have in mind?

( voice; )

[justicereigns]

Something a little more formal than simply throwing anyone who goes too far out of line into a makeshift prison in the tunnels.

And better organization and communication of what needs to be done and who's going to do it.

Action

[erythrophilia.livejournal.com]

[After Smoker's left the apartment and Grell has heard the message, she'll come to find him. Back to being a god now so she'll be coming from the rooftops.]

A bit harsh, don't you think?

Action

[justicereigns]

Now you're a sight for sore eyes, gorgeous.

[Grins when he sees Grell. And he's got some noticeable burns right now. Burns. On a man made of smoke. Yeah.]

A little, but I had to do something.

[voice] [100% unhackable. -- To Ikki. Smoker can't touch it]

[fierybluebird]

[Marco is familiar with a certain marine's presence thanks to Labrador's warning, but he's not sure if Smoker knows he's there or not. Either way, he doesn't intend to let the man know if he can avoid it. Still the whole thing screams suspicious, and while thanks to a certain alcoholic red-head Marco can understand the desire to enforce a "no more binge drinking for you" order, handcuffs and the rest make him wary. Also, seastone would be a great tool for killing Blackbeard. If only he knew that the previous time he was here he'd stolen the man's jitte. So he uses Shanks to distract Smoker and sends a filtered message to Ikki. Phoenixes should band together, even if they don't know it yet.]

Oi mate, what are you locked up for, eh?

[voice] [100% unhackable. -- To Ikki. Smoker can't touch it]

[uccellodifuoco]

Drinking. Apparently Smoker has decided he's bored and wants to enforce a Dry Law now.

[Growling, he's not happy. Nope.]

[Voice]

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[This would've been action, but Kohaku knows it's best to stay away with something like this. She is too nice, and would let him out in a heart beat. ;; ]

...I feel like I should stay outside for the rest of the day now...

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

What? Don't be silly, there's no need for that.

[It's not her whom Ikki wants to burn to a crisp at the moment.]

[Not here]

[deathsdoctor]

[Oh Mother Ocean, what is this?

Okay, points for the intervention. It's amusing and no one in the medical community is particularly eager to be doing a liver transplant at this time.

Given it's you trying to set up this permanent 'justice system'? He'll take those points back, thank you much. B|

In the meanwhile, Law will be doing his typical routine of stalk, hack, and track every conversation this entry has that he can.

Well informed is well prepared after all.]

[Not here]

[justicereigns]

[Every day for 4 weeks man...

And now he regrets the choice of words. Because by "permanent" he just meant more stable and less full-out anarchy with everyone doing whatever they want and then making up consequences as they go. The comparisons of the word to Absolute Justice send ice down his spine though.]

voice

[blackmagicelady.livejournal.com]

Justice system? [ Yes, that really was the only part of that she heard. ]

voice

[justicereigns]

Correct. At the moment it's a haphazard mash of everyone doing what they want and people making up the consequences as they go.

[voice]

[hisdarkmark]

[...fffff.]

Sounds like you've got your hands full. [Yes he's amused and completely ignoring everything else Smoker's said. For now.]

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Something like that. [Sigh.]

[Voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[He almost doesn't know what to say regarding these... antics.]

...It's for the best, Ikki.

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

You agree then?

[Smoker's vaguely amused how everyone who knows Ikki well seems to say that.]