Appointment Post / Voicemail / All That Jazz

[justicereigns]

Smoker can't come to the journal right now because he's out not!arresting pirates so leave a message.

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[justicereigns]

What?

Hn. I'll get it back on my own terms. It's not a bribe.

[If this is innuendo, he didn't get it, he's also kind of distracted.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[... well now it's a challenge]

If you can...

[and just grins up at him with the slightly too big sunglasses on and slides his hand further up Smoker's thigh wondering when he's going to be stopped]

[justicereigns]

[Joke's on you Ace. :|]

[:|]

[Leastways... he doesn't stop him.]

[Because that would require acknowledging it was happening. And that would be bad.]

[So he just rolls his eyes and folds his arms.]

Of course I can.

[orangeoutlaw]

You're on, Taisa.

[he's just going to keep on going. You think he'll stop? Hell to the no is he going to stop! He's just going to keep going....

And keep going until he gets to the center of Smoker's power and just... stops]

....


I am seriously touching your dick right now.

[that is not something he'd ever thought he'd do]

[justicereigns]

[Punches Ace's jaw, and rolls his eyes, turning his back to Ace.]

[WHICH IS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA BUT WHATEVER APPARENTLY LEAVING HIS FRONT TO HIM IS NOT A GOOD IDEA EITHER SO FUCK IT.]

So don't.

Dumbass.

[He needs a drink. And coffee. And both together.]

1/2

[orangeoutlaw]

[okay he deserved the hit. But he stares at his hand, curling and uncurling his fingers. It wasn't if he'd never done a mutually beneficial handy before but for some reason it was a lot different. He blushed and bowed]

Ah thank you. No! I mean... my apologies.

[orangeoutlaw]

[then he straightens and stares at the back of Smoker's neck. He wants to bite it. He wants to scratch a line down it with his fingernail. He wants to suck on it like a peach pit but... but... maybe he went too far.]

You want me to tell you where I hid your pants?

[fair is fair right?]

[justicereigns]

[.................]

You hid my pants?

[PORTGAS... YOU ALMOST HAD HIM BACK WITH THE BEING CUTE AND STUPID AND THEN THIS...]

[orangeoutlaw]

And your underwear... and your socks...

[you know, might as well be thorough]

[justicereigns]

[Just strangles with one hand.]

I take it back, you're not ever cute. Worst bad dog. Not even trainable to fetch things.

[orangeoutlaw]

[grabs onto his wrist with one hand but accepts his punishment as his due and puffs out his cheeks, looking away]

Sorry to disappoint, Taisa...

[justicereigns]

[............. OH GOD NO.]

[STOP BEING CUTE.]

[Just drops him and double facepalms.]

WHY?!

[orangeoutlaw]

Because it's funny when you're mad?

1/2

[justicereigns]

[Bonks hard on top of the head.]

[Smoker needs to what, then? Become stoic? Or knowing his luck... that'll just egg Ace on.]

[Smoker could turn the tables again, but that could also lead to very very bad things.]

[What is his life?]

2/2

[justicereigns]

[DEEP BREATH.]

[Fuming. You know... literally of course.]

I'm always mad!

[Shakes violently and strangles again.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[ahh. He is a bad dog. Such a bad dog.

But despite the shaking and strangling the explosion just ...

makes him crack up.

He doesn't know why.

He's just a terrible black hearted pirate or something and can't help it]

[swordlore]

[Her voice is muffled, but she's shouting loud enough to be heard.]

Smoker! Quiet down! There are other people here too!

[orangeoutlaw]

[oh, that must be her!]

Sorry about that, baby!

1/2

[justicereigns]

[Punches Ace's face with his off hand so he can keep strangling.]

I told you not to do that!

2/2

[justicereigns]

[... Guh. What is he? A bad dog barking too loud too?!]

[WHAT IS HIS LIFE?!]

[swordlore]

[That... was not Smoker's voice that answered her, and now she's scrambling. There's the thud of her footsteps coming before she bursts into the room]

What's going on here?!

[orangeoutlaw]

[why is it the more homicidal Smoker gets the happier Ace is? And oh look, a visitor]

Hey there, sweetheart. Come to join the fun?

[gags a little from the pressure of Smoker's hand. ...but happily?]

[justicereigns]

[PUNCHES ACE IN THE FACE AGAIN.]

Portgas.

Would you kindly inform this idiot he's acting exactly like the rest of G-5?

[swordlore]

[Just... standing there, stunned.]

I... don't remember the G-5 enjoying it when you hit them, sir.

[orangeoutlaw]

[ow! That had hurt. Well he'd let it. But that's fine. He's going to enjoy this for pure stubborn spite]

This is nothing. I've been... [grips Smoker's wrist hard] kicked worse by a baby.

[it's getting a bit extreme now but he refuses to give in. He's going to tand it for as long as he can]