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[Voice] Jitte, Self-Defense, and Executions

Hello New Feathers and old, I'm Cap-- Err Smoker. [Wow Proof he has done this message way too many times, he momentarily forgot his own rank. Woops. Not that it even matters here.]

I teach jitte, kickboxing, and basic self-defense outside the barracks, and it's open to anyone, no matter how inexperienced. As you may have heard by now, every so often the Malnosso take people at random for drafts, and while non-combatants have other opportunities to help support, any self defense can help.

For others, I wanted to ask about other world's or country's history regarding executions. Are there any that changed the world, or have other people here seen them personally?

Thanks.

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... oi, I never said you were. You honestly think you're as bad as him? You're nowhere near that. [Smoker, you get a pause. Seriously? You're asking this?] If people wanted you dead, wouldn't you hate them? It's not like I think they're all bad. Marco told me about some marine kid who stood up to Akainu, him I'd be okay with. But a majority of them I hate.

Hn. No one can be like Garp. [Quiet sort of thank you. AND THEN the reason he put such a giant freaking filter on this.]

I never wanted you dead Portgas.

And the marine you're talking about is Coby. Ask your little brother about him some time. I'm not sure their connection, but he was a pupil of your Grandfather's. And he was the only other marine from our world in Luceti at the same time as me. A long time ago.

No one. [That line gets him quiet for a bit. Normally, he'd get all gushy and say thanks for being a decent marine friend, buuuut. Gushiness is for family.] Aw, Smokey, you do care. I'm touched.

[Wait, what.] Shit, Gramps took on a pupil?

[Annoyed growling tone.] Shut up. I do not. [He just doesn't think your crimes as a pirate, numerous though they were; warranted the execution it received. And also that killing babies is whack. So whack.]

Two. It was before Marineford. He retired after that, same as Sengoku. [Though he's supposedly still teaching/training marines, but ehhh, not mentioning it right now.]

Coby was the one Akagami saved.

Yeah, you do. [He'll just keep teasing because it makes him feel better.]

Two. My Gramps. [WHERE HAS HE HEARD THIS STORY BEFORE...] Mn, Marco told me about the two of them leaving the marines.

Coby, huh... sounds like a good kid.

You have a funny idea of caring. [Huff huff.]

Tch. Well, I don't talk to that phoenix so I wouldn't know.

He's certainly proof that not all marines favor Absolute Justice. [And it gives Smoker hope for the future really.]

Oi, when I was a kid, caring was making sure to get the little brother out of an alligator's stomach. [Okay, that doesn't really equate to NOW, but you know.]

Hey. He's not "that phoenix". He's "that really stupid and arrogant phoenix". [~~As I wait for Marco to yell at him.~~]

Which is definitely an improvement from the ones I've seen.

Given that he saw that candle wax guy that helped break you out at Marineford get swallowed by a bananadile and survive, I have no doubt he thinks such things are normal. [And thus the snake and shark swallowings were explained.]

[And oh god, you get the rarest of rarities Ace, Smoker is actually laughing.] Should we change his bounty to that?

[He wants to say something about Ace just not having a chance to know more; that Akainu was practically the only one still chasing him at that point, that Smoker really does believe and hope that those who believe in absolute justice are outnumbered, they're just the loudest and worst. But he gets the impression it would just exacerbate things. So he grunts waves a hand, lighting up a fresh pair of cigars.]

He kills marines almost as much as pirates you realize. Something about we're signed up and ready to die for our justice so that's just something that has to be prepared for.

Akainu is an exception not the norm, Portgas.

[A small sigh. He has to believe that, right? That he himself isn't the rare one in the institution of the marines. That people like Aokiji and Tashigi and Hina are still out there.] And if I'm wrong... [It really is the oldest argument Smoker and Ikki get into. How can he follow a man like Akainu when he disagrees with his justice? Because through it all, the pirates are still so much worse. Most of them. Tch.] Then I'll find a way to make it so.

[Starting with protecting those dumbass punks at G5.]

What about a bananadile? [Stop telling him stuff he doesn't know, gosh.]

That'd be a great bounty name. Maybe "Marco the Sparkly Chicken." [He smirks.] Didn't know you could laugh, Smoker.

[He listens to Smoker for the time being, staying quiet. This isn't really his place to criticize, he's still mad at them for killing him, after all. Probably always will be.] I'll be holding you to that. You'd better do it, or I'll come back from the dead and kick you for it.

Apparently Crocodile fed that wax guy to a bananadile and he survived by making a wax capsule for himself. Your brother's crew got him out and used him to unlock our cage.

When something's funny enough brat. "Sparkly Chicken." I'll keep that in mind, even if I have no say over the posters. Maybe I can bribe one of the idiots in charge.

[There's a small grin at that. He actually likes the sound of this promise. And it's still amusing.] What, or you'll haunt my G-5 men? Frankly Portgas, that would simply explain their rash and pyromaniac tendencies.

I swear, the kind of trouble that kid finds...

[He's joking, Ace. He's joking, don't get pissed.] Now that I'd like to see. it'd be a nice present.

[.............what.] Those damn copycats! And like hell I'd haunt all of you. Just you. And maybe the cute swords woman.

He's certainly got a knack for it.

Hah, I'm just glad the idiots in charge of the nicknaming department didn't go with "Loose Hound" for me after all.

[Chokes on that last part.] Don't hit on Tashigi. And now I'm convinced you're up to something. All those G5 idiots I mentioned are constantly hitting on her.

I think danger tries to find him.

Aw, but that's a lot funnier! There needs to be a gag department where they make jokes of bounty posters.

[HE IS NOW SERIOUSLY DISTURBED.] I was kidding, geez! She's not my type, anyway. Too uptight. And your G5 guys are weird.

I'm betting vice versa.

Then they could list his crimes as sparkling on marine property?

[YOU SHOULD BE ACE. YOU'RE SCARING SMOKER. THAT IS HARD TO DO.] How did we even get on this topic? And yes, G5 has the weirdest. They're all pyromaniacs, delinquents and perverts. Are you sure it's not your influence?

[They even adopt Sanji as one of them. This has to be your fault.]

I think it's both. He's like a danger magnet.

[Yep, that makes him laugh.] You mean everything.

[MUAHAHAHA.] I said I'd come back to haunt you, and you said your G5 men are like me. And no, it's not. If I was gonna haunt someone, it'd be my crew. I'd much rather look after them.

That about sums it up.

That too.

[Plays with his lighter and fresh cigars.] Maybe you got bored and decided this was the best way to get revenge.

Oi oi oi oi. No way in hell would I get bored of hanging around my nakama.

Of course.

That's not really something I can imagine, you know? "Nakama."

What about Tashigi? You care about her, right? Well, you're a good marine, so yeah, you do. But don't you have marines you care about?

No.

[You're asking a tsundere to admit to caring. PSSH.]

I have some marines I wouldn't kick in the head. I'm not sure that counts. [Pretty sure it doesn't. Since nakama are always kicking each other :|]

You do. [HE KNOWS.]

For you? It counts.

Shut up.

It doesn't count. Didn't you pay attention to all the annoying things my G5 men do? [And thus anyone who doesn't is better. The bar is set very low, he's saying.]

So? Just because they're annoying doesn't you mean hate them.

[Voice] Jitte, Self-Defense, and Executions

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