[Voice] Jitte, Self-Defense, and Executions

[justicereigns]

Hello New Feathers and old, I'm Cap-- Err Smoker. [Wow Proof he has done this message way too many times, he momentarily forgot his own rank. Woops. Not that it even matters here.]

I teach jitte, kickboxing, and basic self-defense outside the barracks, and it's open to anyone, no matter how inexperienced. As you may have heard by now, every so often the Malnosso take people at random for drafts, and while non-combatants have other opportunities to help support, any self defense can help.

For others, I wanted to ask about other world's or country's history regarding executions. Are there any that changed the world, or have other people here seen them personally?

Thanks.

Comments

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Probably not, no. [But is he going to tell you anyways? Of course he is.]

See it is a rather long and involved story, about a sunny spring day in the west blue, when I was relaxing in the sun beneath a tree. When all of a sudden a coconut fell on my head.

[Siiiiip.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

[There's a long stare.]

[And then finally:]

I didn't ask.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

But you implied that you wanted to know the answer.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

Seriously? A coconut?

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

You do of course realize that more people die from falling coconuts every year, than shark attacks, right?

[Course, in a world that's 90% water, those figures might be slightly different.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

I believe you're lacking a brain in your skull, so whatever is rattling around in there must be knocking things loose.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

[If Brook had an eyebrow, one of them would be arched right now.]

Hmm, I don't think it's loose. Hang on...

[And now he's opened his skull and rummaging around inside to check on things.]

Nope, my bologna sandwich is keeping it from knocking loose. Yohohoho!

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[justicereigns]

[You know, I say the same thing about Smoker all the time... yohohoho no eyebrow skull joke?]

[AND THIS FACE. THIS ONE. IN THE ICON. You....]

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[justicereigns]

[Annnnd he's twitching. SO much twitching. Like Wile E. Coyote after eating earthquake pills. That is a lot of twitching.]

Why do you keep bologna in there?!?! OR ANYTHING EXCEPT BRAINS!?

[Actually no. He doesn't want to go into the devil fruit mechanics of a freaking skeleton. But still man; the sandwich takes the cake in weird. The bologna sandwich cake.... of friendship grossness.]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Well it keeps it safe... and fresh! And then I can say, I've got bologna on my mind! Yohohoho!

[Video]

[justicereigns]

[Just.... twitches. Even more. He honestly can't decide if he's a little amused, completely horrified... or anything.]

No. There's no way it stays fresh like that.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Would you like to try some? One might go so far as to call it brain food.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

That was terrible.

[But he's a little amused. If forever refusing to admit it.]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

But the bologna sure isn't! Yohohoho!

[Brook is proceeding to eat his sandwich while talking to Smoker... and given that he has no cheeks, and is still trying to talk while eating... it is NOT a pretty sight.]

So Sfmofer... Whas yous favnash finf of sanfish?

[Video]

[justicereigns]

I don't really believe tha--

[Twitch. Twitch. Shudders and holds the book away. EW.] Does eating like that run in your crew?! You're just as bad as Straw-hat!

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh, so sorry about that.

[He is now proceeding to pick his teeth clean, while wiping his face, prim and properly with a handkerchief.]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to eat tidily when you haven't got cheeks. Yohohoho!

[Of course he could just take smaller bites, but where's the fun in that?]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

I don't want to know.

And you're not helping your case for bologna skull sandwiches.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Now, now Smoker, don't be that way! You haven't even tried it yet!

But while we're on the topic, what is your favorite kind of sandwich anyways? You kind of strike me as a steak and cheese kind of guy, but then again maybe you prefer something else.

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[justicereigns]

And I'm never going to!

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[justicereigns]

[Pauses.]

Actually that's right. How'd you guess that?

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Intuition! You seem like an on the go active sort of fellow. As such, you would probably prefer the proteins that a steak and cheese sandwich has to offer! Not to mention it just seems like a very... you kind of sandwich.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

I'm not sure what that last part means, but fine.

It is my favorite, but it doesn't prove anything. [Or maybe it does, he's starting to lose track of why they're discussing sandwich types and how they reflect personality anyway.]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Well of course it doesn't. Hell, you might not even like bologna. But I bet I know something you do like...

Smoke. Yohohoho!

[Video]

[justicereigns]

Yes. You're completely right on both. Good job.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Yes, I certainly have a knack for the painfully obvious, don't I? Yohohoho!

[What? Brook can appreciate a joke about himself.]