Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

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[justicereigns]

Hn. Don't mess it up, idiot. You break her, I'll break you.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm doing the best I can.

[justicereigns]

And you think that's good enough?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Of course it's not. Nobody's good enough for her. But she seems to think it's enough, and I'm just gonna have to trust her judgment.

[justicereigns]

Hn. Likewise I suppose. Guess you'll just have to get stronger to deserve her better.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I need to get stronger for a lot of reasons.

[justicereigns]

So long as you're doing it I don't care why.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

'Course I don't know what the hell she sees in you either.

[justicereigns]

Fair enough. I hardly understand it myself.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Shit, we have stuff in common. Uh, quick, be different.

[justicereigns]

Hah. I spent all day flipping between a newspaper and "Treatise of the Mandan War (and Its Lasting Effects on the Poledian Populus)" is that different enough for you?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh right. You're boring. That's okay, then.

[justicereigns]

I'd rather be boring than an uninformed idiot.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know plenty of shit. I just don't read books...well, I don't really read books, but if I did they wouldn't be ones like that.

[justicereigns]

It's relevant information. If you read the newspaper you'd know that Poledia erupted into a civil war, possibly instigated by Dragon, but at the root of it is the historical politics.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know that. What do you want me to do about it?

[justicereigns]

You don't have to do anything. When history's being made I like to know what the fuck is going on at least.

How goes the slavers hunting?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Not so well. I'm a short unicorn, in case you didn't notice.

[justicereigns]

There's more to hunting than just physically fighting.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm aware.

...Searching isn't really going anywhere. I had a guy helping me out, but we haven't talked since I saw him last.

[justicereigns]

Hn. I can... help. With the searching part. Fujiko already volunteered my services so...

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

She did?

...I don't want your help. You'll just try to arrest them.

[justicereigns]

Yes. She's done it with other things. Helping Reborn and keeping an eye on the brats when you two were looking for Toboe. I guess she's of the mind-frame that asking getting a no is better than not asking.

Cheh. And what is you want? To kill them out of revenge?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

That...probably makes sense.

Oh no. Kill them? Hell no.

[justicereigns]

Hn. If you say so. Are you sure you're not just saying that because she's your girlfriend?

Oh? Then what makes you so certain I'd stop you?