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justicereigns) wrote2013-01-21 05:27 pm
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[This is a man who sounds pretty angry. Of course if you know Smoker well, then you might know he often sounds like that. Still, even for Smoker, clearly something's set him off.]
Welcome to New Feathers, if you haven't heard about the Shifts or Drafts yet, I suggest you look into it. If you want to learn basic self defense I could teach you, or Chun-Li could, or any of other teachers who offer it. Normally I'd offer to teach jitte as well, but I'm using flimsy knock-offs right now because some idiot seems to have borrowed it without permission.
[And here he gives a lethal glare to the camera.] I know a pirate took it before, and I've spent all this month hunting you down. I don't know who took it, but step forward now and I'll be far more lenient than if you continue to make me wait!
[His tone suggests that "lenient" means he'll only beat the thief half to death instead of two-thirds.]
I'll be by the barracks stacking rocks. [And making a snowman. Not that he's going to admit to that to anyone. Except kids maybe.]
Welcome to New Feathers, if you haven't heard about the Shifts or Drafts yet, I suggest you look into it. If you want to learn basic self defense I could teach you, or Chun-Li could, or any of other teachers who offer it. Normally I'd offer to teach jitte as well, but I'm using flimsy knock-offs right now because some idiot seems to have borrowed it without permission.
[And here he gives a lethal glare to the camera.] I know a pirate took it before, and I've spent all this month hunting you down. I don't know who took it, but step forward now and I'll be far more lenient than if you continue to make me wait!
[His tone suggests that "lenient" means he'll only beat the thief half to death instead of two-thirds.]
I'll be by the barracks stacking rocks. [And making a snowman. Not that he's going to admit to that to anyone. Except kids maybe.]
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[What is stealth? Mermaids don't stealth.]
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[Smoker doesn't think it's weird, but then Smoker
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And if they don't have it, at least you got to say hi, right?
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[This is sickening.]
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Is that your way of asking me to come visit, Daddy?
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Are you busy with work though? Shiki's not keeping you too long for hours?
[Ahahahahah he asks in a place where "work" is all hobby based anyway. Well if Smoker's a workaholic, everyone else must be too, right?]
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Something for a special Spartan?
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W-well it started that way, anyway... but I wanted to learn how to make and enchant armor.
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That sounds like a great goal Keimi. When you finish, may I have one of the first sets?
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[Stars, Smoker. There are stars in her eyes.]
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[DAW. He's so thrilled too!]
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I know, but I'll still be worried. Still, it's because this place is so dangerous that I want to make these clothes to begin with.
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[HE IS NOT BLUSHING. LOOK AWAY GAWD.]