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justicereigns) wrote2013-01-21 05:27 pm
justicereigns) wrote2013-01-21 05:27 pm
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[This is a man who sounds pretty angry. Of course if you know Smoker well, then you might know he often sounds like that. Still, even for Smoker, clearly something's set him off.]
Welcome to New Feathers, if you haven't heard about the Shifts or Drafts yet, I suggest you look into it. If you want to learn basic self defense I could teach you, or Chun-Li could, or any of other teachers who offer it. Normally I'd offer to teach jitte as well, but I'm using flimsy knock-offs right now because some idiot seems to have borrowed it without permission.
[And here he gives a lethal glare to the camera.] I know a pirate took it before, and I've spent all this month hunting you down. I don't know who took it, but step forward now and I'll be far more lenient than if you continue to make me wait!
[His tone suggests that "lenient" means he'll only beat the thief half to death instead of two-thirds.]
I'll be by the barracks stacking rocks. [And making a snowman. Not that he's going to admit to that to anyone. Except kids maybe.]
Welcome to New Feathers, if you haven't heard about the Shifts or Drafts yet, I suggest you look into it. If you want to learn basic self defense I could teach you, or Chun-Li could, or any of other teachers who offer it. Normally I'd offer to teach jitte as well, but I'm using flimsy knock-offs right now because some idiot seems to have borrowed it without permission.
[And here he gives a lethal glare to the camera.] I know a pirate took it before, and I've spent all this month hunting you down. I don't know who took it, but step forward now and I'll be far more lenient than if you continue to make me wait!
[His tone suggests that "lenient" means he'll only beat the thief half to death instead of two-thirds.]
I'll be by the barracks stacking rocks. [And making a snowman. Not that he's going to admit to that to anyone. Except kids maybe.]
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[..............................................]
[Yeah, that just can't be good for anyone.]
[Robin teaming up with Crocodile was worrisome. Robin teaming up with Marco? Assuming they didn't just decide on a mutual hatred of Crocodile -- and given the last time Smoker saw Luffy in their world, Straw Hat wsa with Crocodile at Marineford, Smoker's not sure just how much Robin dislikes her former "partner." Then again, Straw Hat was protecting Whitebeard from an attack by Crocodile, and with how infamous the Whitebeard pirate's vengeance was, Smoker doubts the Phoenix just forgave the former shichibukai. So what could Robin and Marco be plotting together? Probably mutual hatred of Akainu. Yeah, that seemed accurate. Then again, who doesn't hate Akainu?]
Are you sure about that? Sounds more like a ploy to throw people off the trail.
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What an intriguing individual.]
I am most certain Mister Smoker.
I am currently aware that Doctor Law is in a romantic relationship with one Itachi Uchiha.... and Marco seems rather dedicated to Miss Robin. [To be in a relationship with that woman... well... Marco made sense to Spock.]
I do not believe it was any of these people who have taken your Jitte. Though you seem rather stressed by this information... are you well?
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Complicated.
Who the hell is Itachi?
[THIS DAY.]
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Apparently they have been together for approximately nine months.
[The Vulcan was looking at you with all the innocence...]
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Vulcans do not joke Mister Smoker...
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This is all wrong. And possibly something that could destroy a world.
At least it won't destroy Luceti I'm pretty sure. [Pinches the bridge between his eyes. Note: he's only pretty sure on that >:|]
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Perhaps you are regarding this situation in an overly dramatic manner? It is not complicated.
As it stands... relationships will resume to their 'normal' states when returned to their appropriate universes.
[Spock was regarding Smoker with a concerned look... ]
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Perhaps...
Do you have romantic feelings for any of these individuals? [Spock was genuinely curious...]
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NO!!
[Shudders.]
[A lot.]
[He's going to have nightmares forever.]
Firstly, I'm seeing someone here. Secondly.... [He can't even say the second part.] That's just wrong.
[Nightmares forever man. Forever and ever.]
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My apologies Mister Smoker... I did not mean to presume.... though I do not know how else to classify your behaviour...
[And since Spock is in on all of the gossip...] May I inquire as to whom you are seeing?
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Grell? Smoker was with Grell?...]
I see... I have had the opportunity to meet Miss Sutcliff... she is a fascinating individual. [And Smoker has a problem with Robin?....well then.]
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[Sure. Surprised is one word for it. More like unnerved though.]
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It seems odd though that your own partner's personality is similar to Miss Robin's when it comes to a penchant for mischievous behaviour.
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You must be mistaken. Grell has a job upholding justice, not thwarting it.
My mistake, completely forgot Grell was Male.... >_<
My apologies. [He's not sorry.]
No worries, that isn't why XD
[Since he doesn't go around telling people what Grell's job is...]
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Did she tell you that?
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As I stated before, she is a rather fascinating character with a rather... flamboyant personality. [Hence his comparison with Robin...]
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And yeah, flamboyant about sums her up. But she's nothing like Nico Robin. Robin is all shadows and hiding. Grell's a hunter like me, but she follows her own justice.
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Though I am curious... why do you label yourself as a hunter? Do you hunt people?
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As always darlin', a pleasure~ Catch ya round.