justicereigns: (Smoker - Dark gray unicorn)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2009-07-07 08:28 am

Joy.

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why bother? I kind of like the idea of having you pinned down and screaming into your paperwork while you ride me.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... where else would I be sleeping?

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'll stick with the bed.


Unless we have sex on the floor. Which would be hot.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And yours. So it all works out.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... you sound like Lucci, now.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Really? But I get the two of you confused so often~

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
But you both like pie~

I should make you Justice Pie. That would rock.

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