Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

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[justicereigns]

That would require clearing my desk first.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Why bother? I kind of like the idea of having you pinned down and screaming into your paperwork while you ride me.

[justicereigns]

Portgas. I don't scream. I never scream.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Is that a challenge~?

[justicereigns]

I don't scream.

But if you can even make me cum while you're topping I'll count it as your win.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

What's the prize?

[justicereigns]

Fantastic "sex-god" sex later. And getting to sleep on the bed.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... where else would I be sleeping?

[justicereigns]

The floor.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... kinky.

[justicereigns]

Would you prefer the floor brat?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... I'll stick with the bed.


Unless we have sex on the floor. Which would be hot.

[justicereigns]

Fine. You can have both.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

...

<3
My Marine.

[justicereigns]

Don't call me that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Mine.

[justicereigns]

Mn. Maybe.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

And yours. So it all works out.

[justicereigns]

Indeed.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... you sound like Lucci, now.

[justicereigns]

Portgas. I am NOT like him.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Really? But I get the two of you confused so often~

[justicereigns]

Tsk. Idiot. The leopard knows next to nothing about Justice. He's got a long way to go before I'll ever accept him as anything short of... Never mind. But do not compare me to him.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

But you both like pie~

I should make you Justice Pie. That would rock.

[justicereigns]

Liking pie, not finding anything special about ramen and wanting to keep you from burning your own ship down doesn't make us similar.

... Justice pie.