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justicereigns) wrote2009-07-07 08:28 am
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Joy.
I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.
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That is all.
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But if you can even make me cum while you're topping I'll count it as your win.
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Unless we have sex on the floor. Which would be hot.
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<3
My Marine.
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I should make you Justice Pie. That would rock.
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... Justice pie.
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All I meant was that 'Indeed', when put like that, sounds like something Lucci would say. And that really turned me off, so if you're jealous about it, stop.
Pie with a Justice symbol on the top! You know you want it.
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ooc: Yes. He likes seagulls. Shush. He feeds them.
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