Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I like making you blush as well.

Don't pretend you don't enjoy it!

[justicereigns]

Portgas. Cocky little bastard.

Che. If you don't know what I like or don't like by now there's no hope for you.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Mmhm~ <3

Do you like pushing me onto a mattress and fucking me until I scream?

[justicereigns]

.... Hn.

What do you think?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I think you're not going to be getting any for a while.

[justicereigns]

Don't be such a girl Portgas. You're the one who was lying to him.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

But it sounded like fun. He was going to topple the government.

[justicereigns]

To instate rules against pink and sparkles. You think that's a better solution? You have a problem with the World Government as it exists in its current form you honestly think tyranny would be better? Use your head boy.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Smoker. Toppling the government = FUN! And explosions!

[justicereigns]

Tch. Idiot brat. He's not yet capable of topping the government, even your idiot of a brother is closer to that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

But it would be fun to try. And I like him!

[justicereigns]

Tch. Portgas don't be such an idiot.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

But I'm good at it!

[justicereigns]

No.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

What's wrong?

[justicereigns]

Tch. Dumbass. Nothing.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Something is. Tell me?

[justicereigns]

Why do you like this guy? He's a moron. And stop treating toppling the World Government like it's a fucking joke. The boy doesn't even have a ship yet.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

He's interesting! He has a dream, and he's chasing after it.
Well, more like a game.

Everyone has to start somewhere. Even se- Whitebeard was a nobody, once.

[justicereigns]

... Moron. Your brother has a dream too. Are you abandoning Straw-Hat to go help create tyranny for mankind? Because I'll happily arrest him the minute you do.

... Portgas. Ace. He is not like your old captain. If you want to run around playing anti-government, have fun but he wants to instill rules. Rules you never follow. What did you expect me to say? You'll get yourself killed if you just instantly follow anyone who offers.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

What? Of course not! I'm not going to abandon Lu. Tsubaki is like a hobby.

It's not like he's going to succeed! It'll just be fun doing it. Anyway, it doesn't look I'll join him, anyway. I could be good for a month but not forever.

[justicereigns]

He's a person. You can't "join" and pretend to help on a hobby. Whatever. Do what you want Portgas.

Tsk. Brat.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I bet I could be good for you~

[justicereigns]

Oh? For how long brat?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

As long as you could go for.