Who: You (should you choose to accept it obvs.)
Where: Random Pitstop Island to pick up Charle, get milk (no really), transfer pirate prisoners to a mainland prison, Garp and Smoker fight over Tea vs. Coffee, Smoker beats up more pirates and goes out on the bike. He needs it. Go wild if if you want to put something down like skipping in daffodils.
What: Whatever you want. Also Smoker's taking a motorcycle ride.
When: Whenever.
Why: Bored and still can't come up with a meme. It's a slow night. PLUS there are like 20 marines now. Start interacting with each other.
Rating: Whatever you want. Go wild. My notifs are barely working as it is. (I'll add in warnings for myself if it happens.)

( The icy cold will cut us like a knife in the dark and we may lose everything in the wind. )

Who: Smoker & Sengoku
Why: Because flagrantly breaking laws has consequences.
When: Sengoku shows up on the 29th and chews Smoker out
What: Being scolded~~ And Smoker doesn't get to ask about the goat but DAMN he wants to <33 // Second cut now has a picture!!! Of absolute retarded CRACK XD
Where: Smoker's office on the Lady Justice
Rating: PG FOR LULZ
Any extra warnings: We did this purely lazy style and then realized it needed to be shown so... yeah. Anyways, don't take it too seriously, Sengoku's just been stalking EVERYTHING Smoker has said for a while without once approaching him. It was inevitable.

( Commodore, the paperwork is useful to us. It is not, however, useful when one's report consists of stick-figure doodles of the subject event )

( And now a picture! WITH EXTRA JUSTICE! )

Who: Smoker/Karen
When: Last night (Wed. Dec. 9th) after Zenigata's post and Karen's thread with him.
What: Smoker brings soup and makes things better
Why: Because we can. And happiness.
Where: Karen's hotel room
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13 for *gasp* being on the same bed together.

( She looked beautiful. Sick as a dog and if he'd been in that state he'd have been miserable. But still beautiful. )

Who: Smoker, Karen, Tashigi, Zenigata.
What: Talking --> dinner
Why: Because Smoker fails relationships :|
Where: Water 7
When: Night of December 1st.
Rating: I'm not even going to hazard a guess.

Right, first thread/section is Smoker/Karen talk, 2nd is the dinner with the four of them. o7 *salutes*

Who: Anyone/Everyone/whoever
Where: Water 7 and/or the train
Why: Jensu asked and I love logs so I'm an easy sell
What: Exploring, rooftop jumping, watching docksmen, drinking, whatever you feel like
When: VAGUELY SOMETIME IN NOVEMBER :| Plot holes = yay (Smoker at least is somewhere after Thursday and I have to talk to Tyr again heh)
Rating: Seriously there are non-R Smoker/Karen logs but... this is not one of them XD

( It was a beautiful city really. )

Who: Smoker, Allen and open to anyone interested in joining.
When: October 16th. Before or after the kickball so feel free to have to reactions/join in or whatever
What: Smoker and Allen drinking coffee, staring contest and then playing cards.
Why: Because Smoker hates General Cross and wants to prove he's not the same.
Where: Lady Justice's Deck. Docked at Shambun Island.

( Coffee anyone? )

Who: Smoker/Karen... again
What: Rooftop jumping
Why: For funsies
When: After the "fight" before clothing shopping
Where: Shambun Island rooftops
Rating: NC-17. Again. Deal with it.

( Perfect night for this sort of thing )

Who: Karen/Smoker
When: Wednesday Morning (9/9/09)
What: Um. Smoker turns full-size. And then all hell breaks loose.
Why: Because they're CRAZY! SERIOUSLY. omfg.
Where: Smoker's bedroom/office and his bathroom/shower. Yeah. (Part one is bedroom)
Rating: NC-17 XXX :| If there's one that goes higher... that. :| :| Oh and they are insatiable. Really. Hence 2 parts. On the bright side, length is a deterrent to you all MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :|

( and this is why Smoker frightens me sometimes )

Who: Anyone who feels like stopping by + Smoker
Where: Karaoke Bar on Shambun Island (Rinali's fall island) If you know OP canon songs, feel free to use them or drinking songs but I think it's safe to assume this bar gets other-world patrons so our world songs are a go for IC.
Why: Smoker is stuck waiting for an informant and I enjoy torturing him~ Also come sing karaoke at him. It's fun. I promise.
When: Sometime between August 30th and when he gets chibi'ed.
Rating: Well it's open so I'll edit if something happens. Feel free to do NC17 stuff with each other or something idek. I'll just stalk.

( Smoker threw his head back on the edge of the red cushion of the booth seating, a small cloud of smoke hovering above his head in his irritation. )

Who: Smoker and Allen
When: Sometime last night
Why: So Allen can join Smoker's ship and because Allen hasn't eaten in 4 days D:
Where: Smoker's kitchen + hallway + cabin boy room
Rating: G for vague commanding officer fluffyness and I forget if he swore much so pretend it's whatever rating it should be.

( Smoker is collecting D Grayman cast. I guess just because they're used to military life :3 yay )