Captain's Log

Who: Smoker & Garp
What: Talking over drinks
When: like WEEKS AGO. Guh. Back when Smoker FIRST pissed Garp off. :| Before Allen even got kidnapped.
Why: Smoker pissed Garp off but tries to fix and then they had to discuss girls.
Where: Garp's office on the Fido.
Rating: PG-13 for drinking, language and Garp treating Smoker like his justice son and Smoker treating Garp like his insane C.O. lol

( Karen is very beautiful, Greyhorn and I hope you know, if you make her cry, I don't care if I've known you longer and you're family. I will punch you into the ocean repeatedly. )

I've finished the As, Qs, Zs, and FINALLY the Rs. Now I have to go get the Gs from Garp. Great. If I'm not back in 12 hours, someone come rescue me from that tea-fiend. Fuck how many days have I been chained to this goddam desk?

Still don't have my jitte. That fucking bastard, Sengoku says I have to finish all the paperwork first. Great. Prick's just trying to make it harder for me to find something better to do. While trying to fix all this bullshit I found something that might interest you Demon Woman and Bookman. Which also reminds me, guess what your first task is going to be this month Lavi. While you're on it, I'd like a comprehensive file detailing everything you know about the Noah.

Nevan, I'm ready for that demonstration before I go.

Zenigata you're in charge of the ship given Tashigi's leave and in light of Lavi's recent recklessness. It shouldn't take long in any case.

Karen, I'd appreciate it if you could come with me, but I understand if you don't want to. I wouldn't want to.

Subaru & Kamui: any updates on the situation with the Major that you're aware of?

The rest of you pirate assholes stay put for a goddam week. I don't have time for your bullshit.