Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

At least you're... not pink?

[justicereigns]

THEN my urge to kill you would be twice as strong.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

But you make a pretty unicorn! All shiny and justicey.

[justicereigns]

Stop that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

U~n~i~c~o~r~n~ <3

[justicereigns]

Idiot.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Human idiot.

[justicereigns]

Arrested idiot if you don't shut up.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

In your brig? All chained up? Any time, any position, Smokey.

[justicereigns]

Hn. Idiot. That's not going to make me go any easier on you.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I don't want it easy~ I want it hard~

[justicereigns]

I can deliver that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Kinky~ I like it when you're rough~

[justicereigns]

Portgas...

I'm always rough.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I always like you.

[justicereigns]

Hn. Idiot.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I like making you blush as well.

Don't pretend you don't enjoy it!

[justicereigns]

Portgas. Cocky little bastard.

Che. If you don't know what I like or don't like by now there's no hope for you.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Mmhm~ <3

Do you like pushing me onto a mattress and fucking me until I scream?

[justicereigns]

.... Hn.

What do you think?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I think you're not going to be getting any for a while.

[justicereigns]

Don't be such a girl Portgas. You're the one who was lying to him.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

But it sounded like fun. He was going to topple the government.

[justicereigns]

To instate rules against pink and sparkles. You think that's a better solution? You have a problem with the World Government as it exists in its current form you honestly think tyranny would be better? Use your head boy.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Smoker. Toppling the government = FUN! And explosions!