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To all personnel regarding tainting cigars
Sep. 2nd, 2009 03:05 amI will kill whoever was responsible for this.
1. You do not touch my cigars.
2. You do not poison marines.
3. This is not a joke. I am not laughing. You will die.
To the rest of you idiots, while I figure out what the hell happened, training is to proceed as normal excepting any sparring sessions with me personally and anything else that would require... height. I expect the same respect as usual and short jokes will not be tolerated well. Until I fix this keep in mind, I'm still your commanding officer and will throw you the fuck overboard if you piss me off, I'm already in a bad mood, don't dare make it worse.
Could someone go into the closet of kid's clothes 4th level 7th door on the right? You should find some jeans and sneakers at least. I'll probably need a shirt too. God damn it.
I need a shot of whiskey. Fuck. I can't reach that drawer. Someone relatively tall get the hell in here.
Lavi. We need to talk.
[[ooc: He's physically 12, scrawny, short, chibi the works but still will all the same memories/personality/attitude as usual. Have fun poking and laughing at him.<3]]
1. You do not touch my cigars.
2. You do not poison marines.
3. This is not a joke. I am not laughing. You will die.
To the rest of you idiots, while I figure out what the hell happened, training is to proceed as normal excepting any sparring sessions with me personally and anything else that would require... height. I expect the same respect as usual and short jokes will not be tolerated well. Until I fix this keep in mind, I'm still your commanding officer and will throw you the fuck overboard if you piss me off, I'm already in a bad mood, don't dare make it worse.
Could someone go into the closet of kid's clothes 4th level 7th door on the right? You should find some jeans and sneakers at least. I'll probably need a shirt too. God damn it.
I need a shot of whiskey. Fuck. I can't reach that drawer. Someone relatively tall get the hell in here.
Lavi. We need to talk.
[[ooc: He's physically 12, scrawny, short, chibi the works but still will all the same memories/personality/attitude as usual. Have fun poking and laughing at him.<3]]
