Captain's Log

I've finished the As, Qs, Zs, and FINALLY the Rs. Now I have to go get the Gs from Garp. Great. If I'm not back in 12 hours, someone come rescue me from that tea-fiend. Fuck how many days have I been chained to this goddam desk?

Still don't have my jitte. That fucking bastard, Sengoku says I have to finish all the paperwork first. Great. Prick's just trying to make it harder for me to find something better to do. While trying to fix all this bullshit I found something that might interest you Demon Woman and Bookman. Which also reminds me, guess what your first task is going to be this month Lavi. While you're on it, I'd like a comprehensive file detailing everything you know about the Noah.

Nevan, I'm ready for that demonstration before I go.

Zenigata you're in charge of the ship given Tashigi's leave and in light of Lavi's recent recklessness. It shouldn't take long in any case.

Karen, I'd appreciate it if you could come with me, but I understand if you don't want to. I wouldn't want to.

Subaru & Kamui: any updates on the situation with the Major that you're aware of?

The rest of you pirate assholes stay put for a goddam week. I don't have time for your bullshit.

I caught up with Tashigi and sent her back to the ship. Subaru and Kamui will be my backup dealing with the remainders, Zenigata follow the doctors' orders and don't get out of bed. God damn it.

Happy will be scouting the rest of the night, if you need to get a message to someone fast you have orders to flag him down and send him wherever necessary.

Karen I'm sorry I can't be all here but I've got a nurse to stay by your side whenever I have to leave and I'll be back as soon and as often as possible, understood.

Fukuro, we can talk here, and I'll meet you for drinks after I finish up this work if you've still got the time.

God damn it, why can't I get a hold of that infernal woman!?

For everyone else I need to put together a pattern to try to pinpoint a better source for where the fruits are coming from. If you don't mind; report in with what you've eaten (of the oddly colored fruits, I don't give a damn about peanut butter, chicken and cheese -- wait... what the fuck Brooke? Really? That's disgusting!), how or where it was acquired and its ill effects. That is all. Lavi, you're in charge of recording it, I'll sort it out while I can.

Damn I could really go for some justice pie right about now.

Who: Smoker/Karen w/ early cameo of Happy per Moosey's guidance/permission/request
What: Fighting mostly
Why: Smoker can't let things go
Where: Retwin Island
When: Fudging it a little, the 7th/8th
Rating: PG for language and Karen beating up Smoker

( Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Creepy Stalker!Smoker too much )

Who: Anyone/Everyone/whoever
Where: Water 7 and/or the train
Why: Jensu asked and I love logs so I'm an easy sell
What: Exploring, rooftop jumping, watching docksmen, drinking, whatever you feel like
When: VAGUELY SOMETIME IN NOVEMBER :| Plot holes = yay (Smoker at least is somewhere after Thursday and I have to talk to Tyr again heh)
Rating: Seriously there are non-R Smoker/Karen logs but... this is not one of them XD

( It was a beautiful city really. )

Who: Smoker, Allen and open to anyone interested in joining.
When: October 16th. Before or after the kickball so feel free to have to reactions/join in or whatever
What: Smoker and Allen drinking coffee, staring contest and then playing cards.
Why: Because Smoker hates General Cross and wants to prove he's not the same.
Where: Lady Justice's Deck. Docked at Shambun Island.

( Coffee anyone? )

Who: Smoker/Karen... again
What: Rooftop jumping
Why: For funsies
When: After the "fight" before clothing shopping
Where: Shambun Island rooftops
Rating: NC-17. Again. Deal with it.

( Perfect night for this sort of thing )

Who: Karen/Smoker
When: Wednesday Morning (9/9/09)
What: Um. Smoker turns full-size. And then all hell breaks loose.
Why: Because they're CRAZY! SERIOUSLY. omfg.
Where: Smoker's bedroom/office and his bathroom/shower. Yeah. (Part one is bedroom)
Rating: NC-17 XXX :| If there's one that goes higher... that. :| :| Oh and they are insatiable. Really. Hence 2 parts. On the bright side, length is a deterrent to you all MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :|

( and this is why Smoker frightens me sometimes )